A water packed adventure for all ages!!
Welcome to our 9 foot runway designed to haul any out of shape ass 0-60 in 4.2.

WARNING:
May cause slight disability in fine motor skills. Use of this product may also cause lumbar throbbing, noodle-like posture, and prohibit normal walking activities.

PRECAUTION:
Remove all spectators within 15 feet, as our product will launch you directly into stationary lawn furniture.

DIRECTIONS:
Attach garden hose to external valve. Swear. Go buy adapter and o-ring. Attempt to attach adapter. Realize that’s the pool hose. Swear some more. Put the Wal-Mart bag consisting of 10 dollars of useless hose equipment on the grass. Connect garden hose. Go turn on water. Step on steel adapter inside Wal-Mart bag. Swear again. Tell kids you need 10 more minutes. Cry like a little girl. Allow runway to completely fill with water before attempting to commit severe self injury.
Possible new product names:
Flip n Cried
Slid n Died
Flop n Ride
Chap n (raw) Hide