random phone call
Orion: Hello?
A-me: Can you pick up the boys tonight?
Orion: Sure, why?
A-me: I have to work late, and then I need to swing by the grocery store to get bread.
Orion: Why can't we just do that at home?
A-me: Do what at home?
Orion: Get bred.
A-me: We're almost out, I have to get some.
Orion: I can give you some...
A-me: oh-my-god (sigh) so you'll get the boys tonight?
Orion: only if I can have the girls.
A-me: ---
Orion: ...hello?
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5 comments:
Sounds like an Andy and Bee convo too.
Men!
i'm still wondering if she caught onto the bred/bread thing.
Orion: Bread/bred went right over her head/head.
Is she blond by any chance?
dizz: she's not blond... but i have a theory about ladies losing a lot of their "sexual humor thinking" once child birth has commenced.
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