dude, your testicles
I'm not a huge fashion follower, or lover for that matter. I know just as much about fashion as I do about fallopian tubes, which isn't a whole hell of a lot. I know that I like to wear clothing that is comfortable, and clothing that is sensible. This is probably why I'm still supervised while I shop.
I can't fathom the idea behind "skinny jeans." What the fuck is wrong with you people? Are you sadistic? Are you sadomasochistic? Do you enjoy slamming your nuts between a thigh and denim sandwich?
I don't get it. Why do these pants even have pockets? It's not like you can get your damn hands in there...
So I guess here's my "2 cents" on fashion and how remarkably fucking retarded I find these pants to be.
You appear to be wearing clown shoes, because the circulation through your ankles is being pinched between the pug like wrinkles of denim.
You appear to have 3 credit cards and a quarter in your pocket, your left front pocket, and no your pants are not made from a fucking see through material... I'm just psychic.
You appear to be a flaming mother fucking fruit roll-up that is irritating the living shit out of me, and it looks as though any moment the friction between your thighs will cause your pubes to ignite.
I hate you, because my dumb ass has to sit and figure out why you would wear these repugnant pants. These pants are a stiff relative to spandex and I hate that too... I don't like to see your leg jiggling while you walk. You're disgusting me, and the damned things are everywhere. On girls, on boys, on men, on ladies, and I can't figure out why. Your fucking pants are screaming at me. I don't like it. Take them off... like... right now, or go the fuck away.
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Plus - spandex, skinny jeans, and leggings are all fodder for camel-toes. Now THAT is wrong!
Is it the tightness? Or the redness?
Wait, that doesn't sound right. We're still talking about the pants, right?
The title is priceless!
How do those nut jobs (pun intended) sit in those pants?
I have to agree you could not pay me to wear anything like that, and i dont even have balls to worry about, they just look uncomfortable as hell
Oh man I was in agony just reading that. I hope all of those guys go sterile!
Amen brotha!! you get the witty kitty fashion sense seal of approval on this. =^..^=
Nanny you got it. I am very pro jeans but (butt), jeans in any color except you know...BLUE... MAYBE white on women...are WRONG.
And if people are stupid enough to jam themselves into the skinny ones, let's just take pics and post em.
Eve
P.S. Sorry Seinfeld..that's the only thing that bugged me about your show...the black jeans.
My little brother went from wearing those big baggy 'here's my underwear' jeans to the skinny jeans. He will be a father in January so I'm hoping he'll see sense after that.
Have you entertained the thought that he manscapes heavily and only got these pants on by preforming a "tuck" therefore saving the testicles and not causing fire to the nether regions?
I think the pants are horrific and would never have a man who's ass was so small they could wiggle into them, but that's just me.
Wow, those are some fugly pants. I can't imagine even being seen with some fucktard that would wear those--especially that color. Seriously, I don't like the big baggy jeans, but I don't like the new "anorexic" jean either.
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