Space Aliens Bar and Grill
Space Aliens, where prices have gone up and portions have come down!
Space Aliens is a whole lot of family fun, to distract you while we rob you blind!
Space Aliens is the place to be, if you like listening to screaming children jingling tokens.
Space Aliens, where the games are better than Chuck E. Cheese, unless they are broken, which they probably are.
Space Aliens! Burning your pizza since 1993!
Space Aliens, the only place it's still legal to scare the living shit out of your child with an 8 foot alien costume!
Space Aliens, where tables are sticky, children are sticky, and salmonella is free!
Space Aliens, causing parental meltdowns one prize at a time!
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haha! EW! one of many reasons I don't have and refuse to have kids. you cannot make me go to a place like that. no. not. gonna.
Too funny! I took my own kids to Chuck E. Cheese a few weeks ago and was reminded of why I take them only once every two years. It was full of crazy parents taking their kids tokens to win stupid tickets in order to get a prize worth 2 cents.
Are you serious? I place called Space Aliens Bar and Grill?
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