crazy shit from the mailbox
Holy shit man! pull your head out of the sand and breathe for the love of barbie dolls in Afghanistan, what in the fuck have you been doing with yourself?
Well, I can assure all of you, that I have finally succumbed to the ridiculous nature that is my own ruin. Yes, yes... I have finally cracked, covered myself in fat free chocolate pudding, and lit my love seat on fire just to save some poor child from Ethiopia with a hair--erm... cleft pallet.
Yesterday I received a flier in the mail notifying me I could save one of those unfortunate children for a beyond reasonable rate of 24$ a month, and then I turned the thing over and damn near screamed. Have you seen this flier? Its like a poster for the rejected cast members of The Hills Have Eyes. How do these people sleep at night? I have an eight year old boy that delivers my mail to me, imagine the nightmares I would have to correct if that article of soul selling reached his eyes? He may never want to buy those wax teeth ever again!
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6 comments:
You are one twisted dude! But you did make laugh! And then immediately feel guilty.
i know right? immediately after i posted it i felt one of my socks slide into hell.
Holy shit! I thought you'd fucking died or something. You were missing forever. I guess you finally got punished for making fun of people huh? LMAO
He LIVES! Yay!
You almost made a very unacceptable slip in the world of rabbits regarding cleft palates. WTF is wrong with you? You're not going all PC on us, are you?
I have yet to get it in the mail. I am currently dealing with two children who want to give every dime we have to the ASPCA...it's not a lot of dimes, but I couldn't say no when they were both crying after watching that sarah Mcglaughl...whatever commercial. Bitch
I think i would save the dogs before the humans too.
I love how you get the donation things in the mail and with it they send you 100 labels, notpads, greeting cards, or a mini planner...quit mailing me all this stuff and give the money you are using to send me these "gifts" to give to the cause.
I know, I know, I am a heartless bitch.
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