Okay... so I obviously suck at updating the blog stuff while I'm in the midst of life changing business, and for those of you that have no fucking idea about what I'm talking about lemme tell ya... moving sucks.

Four long, miserable days of traveling in a 26' cargo truck. Overheating, steep grades, family bickering, and crappy food damn near brought me to my knees. It was a long and hard venture, and it fucking sucked like a toothless whore on a sweaty motel mattress.

...and now that I'm here, it still sucks. We arrived last Thursday and I've unpacked, rehung, fixed, repacked, unloaded, pushed, pulled and crammed stuff everywhere. I'm sunburned, every joint I have aches, and all I can think of at every waking moment is... sex. So there you have it, nothing's changed.

I'm still an ex-smoker, which is ridiculously fucking awesome. I've saved over three hundred dollars and I have already purchased myself a little gift.
Meet Marley...

Marley is a 1 year old rottweiler, pit bull mix that I picked up from a rescue shelter. She is the epitome of what I call a beautiful dog. I'll try to get a picture of her smiling up as soon as I can. I've had her for over three weeks now and she reminds me of that Hanks movie, Turner and Hooch. There is slob... EVERYWHERE.